☀Chuck Norris Jokes☀

So people have been asking for Chuck Norris' jokes!! LoL I don't know if they beat Yo Mama jokes Hehehe anyway here goes ;-) . . .

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris wears denim underwear
Chuck Norris can hear sign language
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends
Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost

Hahahaha So Yo Mama or Chuck Norris????