Friday, 15 April 2011

--15 Things to do when you know You're going to fail an Exam--

So i went onto the internet and i saw this funny article based on things that you can do in an exam room when you know you going to fail. Hahaha they so funny!! Im not encouraging anyone to do any of these things. Just want to give you a good laugh! :-)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Nthabiseng, Nthabiseng, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
3. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
4. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level
5. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative
6. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas".
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else
8. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it
10. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
11. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day
12. Bring a water gun with you
13. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay,
let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C.
Number three, E….”
14. Trip people as they walk by your desk
15. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams,
etc… sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam

Hahahaha i think if i tried these in high school,  the principal would send me to Angie [Minister of Education]. LOL PLEASE DONT TRY THIS!!!! Dont blame me when you get into trouble lol.

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